What's in a name?

[The Hillock]

Yo, mod-types. I tire of my current identity and wish to have the internet equivalent of full-on plastic surgery. Thus, can you tell me if it's possible to change my username on here without having to recreate my entire account? Looked in the Edit Profile bit but it appears to be read-only.

Ta muchly

[Athelassan]

I'm pretty sure we can do that. By what name do you wish to be known henceforward?

[Vivia]

The Hasselhoff is a pretty nifty name.

[Mossy Toes]

The Wrath by any other name would... smell so sweet, I guess?

[groovysl]

I would have thought a phased approach was best.
The Wrath
The Rage
The Anger
The Temper Tantrum
The Mild Annoyance
The Acceptance

[The Hillock]

You're all very amusing, and some of those (particularly The Mild Annoyance) are tempting. From now on, thou shalt know me as...

The Hillock

This is primarily to bring the Bolthole into line with the rest of my online presence. The name actually comes from my mates being mean and accusing me of being a man-mountain. I objected, on the grounds I'm big but not that big, and so I was demoted to man-hillock. Charming, I'm sure you'll agree.

[The Hillock]

Yaaaaay thanks very much!

[Xisor]

Yaaaaay thanks very much!

WELCOME TO THE BOLTHOLE, THE HILLOCK!

[The Hillock]

Yaaaaay thanks very much!

WELCOME TO THE BOLTHOLE, THE HILLOCK!

Excessive and unneccessary. Marvellous work sir.

[Vivia]

Congrats on the name change! From here to the hillock.

[Mossy Toes]

Does this mean your plog's name will be changed to "The Hillock's Pillocks"?

[The Hillock]

Does this mean your plog's name will be changed to "The Hillock's Pillocks"?

HA, very good. Possibly. Maybe 'Hillock's Haddocks' if I'm feeling fishy.

[revelation]

I missed all this. Who were you originally?

[SIngemeister]

The Grassy Knoll. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

[The Hillock]

I missed all this. Who were you originally?

I was The Wrath, player of Chaos and Flesh Tearers, very occasional poster and general all-round good egg.

[schaferwhat‽]

I don't recall there being any the Wrath. This whole thing is a lie!

[Athelassan]

Rather like the Warp, the Bolthole stands outside time. Once a name is changed, the old name never existed.

Ath

[Mossy Toes]

The Wrath is not, was not, was never, will never be. Only hillocks around here.

[The Hillock]

The Wrath is not, was not, was never, will never be. Only hillocks around here.

Pleasing, and yet somewhat depressing, all at the same time

[revelation]

I missed all this. Who were you originally?

I was The Wrath, player of Chaos and Flesh Tearers, very occasional poster and general all-round good egg.

Oh the Wrath, yeah I remember now. You said something nice about my miniature painting once, therefore you are awesome.