Demotivational

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Raziel4707 » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:39 am

I got bored last night and made this. I present to you, using my mad MS Paint skillz, the next special addition book from the Black Library.

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Well, don't say that the Black Library doesn't listen! They have read the comments of their readers and have realised the error of their ways. They have clearly misjudged their market and, before it causes the company to implode and disappear in a hail of nerd-rage and dirty tissues, they have brought out a book precisely suited to the exceptionally vocal audience that they have. So here it is, available for 8p with free delivery by carrier bird of prey of your choice, guaranteed in the next 14 seconds, and at no extra charge. I bring you, the Black Library's first of many Play and Sound books!
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Re: Demotivational

Postby JackCrow » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:02 pm

I was in a restaurant recently and immediately asked asked for this menu item:
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Xisor » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:22 am

Just watched a Futurama which had some hilaribad British impersonations going on as a result of botched time travel. Amidst the hilarity was this fragment of sheer awesome.

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Re: Demotivational

Postby JackCrow » Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:23 pm

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Re: Demotivational

Postby sam vimes » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:52 am

"Huron-Fal’s systems were on the verge of shutdown ... ‘This death,’ rasped the voder, ‘this death is ours. We choose it. We deny you your victory.’

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate."

"From iron cometh strength. From strength cometh will. From will cometh faith. From faith cometh honour. From honour cometh iron." "And may it ever be so"
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Sig » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:01 pm

There's a great Facebook page which I frequent that has a tonne of high quality hilarity- Engraved Paint. I may have just stolen most of the images from this thread to post in there too...
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Raziel4707 » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:42 am

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Xisor » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:36 pm

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Raziel4707 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:40 am

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Behold, Ursuschucknorricus, the most awesome bear........... in the world.

This bear had to protect his mate during the mating season, taking on all comers (no pun intended) to prevent them muddying her falopian tubes with their dirty seed and rendering it less likely that the resulting cubs will be his. Well, fight them he did. He fought off ten other horny male polar bears. TEN. Now imagine something badass enough to kick the snot out of normal polar bear, the largest land predator on the face of the earth, a creature that could *play nice* a grizzly to death JUST FOR A LAUGH. Now imagine, if you will, the monster that could fight off ten of them when survival, sex and rampaging mojo are driving them.

There is a god, I think you'll agree, and the above is his passport photo.
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Xisor » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:11 pm

Some topical demotivations for you.

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Mossy Toes » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:49 pm

#OccupyJupiter!

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Gaius Marius » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:51 am

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Xisor » Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:06 am

More topicals

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Bane Of Kings » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:57 am

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Colonel Mustard » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:25 pm

An absolutely awesome error message I found whilst browsing the website of Oxford Brookes university
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And on the Occupy piss-takes, one I made all by myself.
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Gaius Marius » Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:17 pm

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Re: Demotivational

Postby Colonel Mustard » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:02 pm

Gaius Marius wrote:Image

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Er, Gaius, both of those had 'Image' as the text and just directed to Google...
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Gaius Marius » Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:30 pm

Showing up fine on mine...
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Mossy Toes » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:14 pm

I get nuffin'. Could be my Chrome--lemme check on another browser.

Edit: on Chrome and IE I see two "broken image" symbols. On Firefox I see the word "image" twice.
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Re: Demotivational

Postby Rob P » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:16 pm

I got nothing, but it works now.

I did the quote function to check the links and if I pasted the links into the url bar they just redirected to google.

I went to the main webpage (which opened fine) and when I came back here the images were showing fine.

Probably one of those cache thingymabobs.
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